The following is a list of quotes attributed to May.

Guilty Gear Edit

  • Self: "Stop copying me! Johnny would never go for you!"
  • Sol: "Ooh, you're cool! Not quite as cool as Johnny, though."
  • Ky: "Ulp! I beat up a cute guy! Hmm. Johnny's cuter anyway."
  • Baldhead: "Hahaha! Baldy!!"
  • Potemkin: "Gosh, you're ugly!!! You look like a sasquatch!"
  • Chipp: "You've got dangerous eyes, like Johnny. I like that!"
  • Zato: "Why are you so gloomy?? Be cheerful, like Johnny!"
  • Millia: "Johnny wouldn't like you! Scary girls aren't his type!"
  • Axl: "You're bouncy. Johnny could teach you a thing or two!"
  • Kliff: "Don't overdo it, gramps!"

Guilty Gear X Edit

  • Self: "Imitating me won't get you close to Johnny! He doesn't pay attention to me at all!...Crap."
  • Sol: "It doesn't matter who you are. You can't beat my love!"
  • Ky: "Cute...But too young for my tastes. You need more experience."
  • Faust: "Ugh, that gave me chills. You're bald aren't you?"
  • Potemkin: "Aww, don't be upset. Some women like macho guys, ya know."
  • Chipp: "Hrmph, he didn't even last long enough for me to get a good look at him."
  • Zato: "(What's with this depressing atmosphere?) Um, I-I gotta go, so I'll just let myself out..."
  • Millia: "Oh I'm so jealous, your hair is fabulous!"
  • Axl: "Yeah, that's the timing I hate. Hey, before I face Johnny...can we go at it again?"
  • Kliff: "Wow, old man, you have a lotta hair...What's your secret?"
  • Baiken: "(Aw...Her breasts are huge...) J-Johnny likes cultured girls!"
  • Johnny: "Sorry, Johnny, but this is for the sake of our love!"
  • Venom: "It's better than being bald...But doesn't all that hair get in the way?"
  • Anji: "Isn't it dangerous if you wear glasses in a fight!? I mean, it's cool for Johnny, but you..."
  • Jam: "(Wow, look at those legs...) J-Johnny hates indecent women like you!"
  • Testament: "You're way too tough for someone that beautiful. I'm exhausted."
  • Dizzy: "Hmm...tight costume...Those moves might be sexy but they won't work on Johnny!"
  • Justice: "This is what I'm going to do to anyone who gets in Johnny's way! (I won! I can't believe it!)"

Guilty Gear XX Edit


Note: Quotes against self, Eddie/Zato, Axl, Baiken, Johnny, Venom, Anji, Jam, Testament, Kliff, Justice are the same as in Guilty Gear X.

  • Sol: "Your fire doesn't compare to the burning hot love between me and Johnny."
  • Order-Sol (post-Slash): "Your clothes flow like Johnny's, but he's 100,000 times cooler than you!"
  • Ky: "You need 5 more years! Hmm...Maybe 10 years? But Johnny's still the best."
  • Robo-Ky: "Cool! So you're not human? Still, you should watch what you say!~...I can break you..."
  • Faust: "You give me the chills...You're bald, aren't you?"
  • Potemkin: "Don't worry about it! I'm sure there are women who are crazy about muscular men like you."
  • Chipp: "You were so fast...but you went down pretty fast, too..."
  • Millia: "You can shape your hair just the way you like it, right? I'm so jealous!"
  • Dizzy: "This is also part of your crew training. You can never be too careful when you go shopping."
  • A.B.A (post-Slash): "What a big weapon you got there...isn't it heavy?"
  • Slayer: "H-He's so handsome......Ah! I mean, J-Johnny is sooo handsome!"
  • Bridget: "You shouldn't tease adults like me, OK? Learn some manners, will you!?"
  • Zappa: "Ah!...Uh, no! It's nothing! S-Say, your body's limber, right? Um, can you walk?...He's laughing."
  • I-No: "Johnny has nice taste in women. An old hag like you could never seduce him!"

Guilty Gear Xrd Edit

  • "Alright!"
  • "Here goes!"
  • "Roger that!"
  • "Johnny, this is for you!"
  • "You got it!"
  • "You don't look so tough!"
  • "Beautiful!"
  • "Here it goes! Mr. Whale!"
  • "You messed with the wrong pirate!"
  • "What's happening?"
  • "What are you doing?"
  • "Victory!"
  • "Victory is mine!"
  • "You had no chance!"
  • "I was so close."
  • "Noooo!"
  • "I'm sorry, guys!"
  • "Whoa, close one!"
  • Self: "Ha! Did you really think Johnny would think a phony like you was the real deal?! O-Oh no... maybe he doesn't care...?!"
  • Sol: "Ugh... Johnny told me that men who don't know manners don't deserve human rights."
  • Ky: "Still a pretty boy at your age? I feel sorry for you. You'll never be a REAL man like my Johnny."
  • Faust: "Try and hide it all you want, but my goose bumps tell the truth. You're... bald, aren't you?"
  • Potemkin: "I. HAVE. WON. LOVE. SHALL. PREVAIL. Wait, are you actually a person? Nobody's gonna know if you dress like that."
  • Chipp: "You were so fast I couldn't even see you, but I guess I must'a nailed you at some point. How long you been down there?"
  • Zato: "Johnny says men like women who are a little ominous, maybe I should do that... Then again, I don't want to end up as scary as you..."
  • Millia: "Short today, long tomorrow... Jeez, you think Johnny might notice me if I could change my hair at the drop of a hat like that...?"
  • Axl: "Johnny says it's not your weapon's reach that matters..."
  • Baiken (post-REV 2): "What a scary woman... Do you eat raw meat? Johnny said something about raw not being bad... Is this what he meant?"
  • Johnny: "We had a deal! You're cleaning the bathrooms today! Oh, and you're not getting any allowance anymore, either."
  • Venom: "Johnny says a man's appearance is worth a hundred words. It's such a waste to wear your hair like that..."
  • Jam: "(Th-Those legs... I can't let Johnny see'em!)"
  • Dizzy (post-REV 2): "Ahhh, I wanna hurry up and catch Johnny, too..."
  • Slayer: "D-Dandy... I heard dandies go after men and women, but I won't let you have Johnny!"
  • I-No: "I don't let bad people near my friends (this lady is DEFINITELY Johnny's type)."
  • Sin: "(Oh jeez, he's pretty ripped...) F-for the record, Johnny's got a 60-pack!"
  • Ramlethal: "(W-Wow, she's got pretty eyes...) J-Johnny likes girls with glasses!"
  • Leo: "Oh jeez, that guy's really important, isn't he... I hope he doesn't remember my face... I mean, three strikes and you're out, right?!"
  • Elphelt: "Your clothes are just like the ones in Johnny's "Dynamic Housewives" magazine...! I think it's supposed to be a wedding dress, but, um... Have you read it?"
  • Bedman: "Johnny told me when he was young he wanted to carry his bed with him... Is this what he meant?"
  • Jack-O' (post-REVELATOR): "I-It's okay... Johnny doesn't like the childish looking ones... It's sad, but I can vouch for that."
  • Raven (post-REVELATOR): "That's not how you use chopsticks, buddy."
  • Haehyun (post-REVELATOR): "You haven't moved an inch... You sure you okay? What's going on in there?"
  • Answer (post-REV 2): "Johnny said, "Real men don't need business cards. People will find you if they want to." I guess that means you're not a real man."
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